10.  FedEx Africa: Here today. Ghana tomorrow.

9.  FedEx India:  Goodbye delivery problems. Hello Delhi.

8.    Just call this number. We’ll take care of the rest.  (Sleep Number Bed)

7.  Try our drumsticks.  (Best Buy Musical Instruments store)

6.  Pitch to home builder for marketing work:  You make the houses. We’ll build the bridges.

5.  Geek Squad Audio service targeting churches: We can’t improve your sermons, but we can promise better speakers.

4.  Get amped.  (Best Buy Musical Instruments store)

3. LifeTime Fitness: Don’t outlive your youthfulness. 

2.  Geek Squad: Ubuntu & Bonobo. We know which one is an app and which one is an ape.

1.  You too.  (Best Buy Musical Instruments store)